Dear Ron, Many txs for your hilarious recipe. I tried it out with a twist though, using Vodka instead of whisky, (better for your liver, although still, one of the most destructive drugs you can use), and chicken instead of turkey. But something must have gone terribly wrong, 'cause I found myself sitting there, playing Johnny come kiss me (blaaah) on a gut-stringed "spanish laud" tuned to reentrant tuning, thumbs out, with country-guitar picks, while a bearded woman was trying to persuade me to pay my taxes, and a puritan Amish was telling me to mind my own bussiness.
What did I do wrong? MERRY CHRISTMAS G�ran ----- Opprinnelig melding ----- Fra: "Ron Fletcher" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Til: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> Sendt: 22. desember 2004 11:41 Emne: Happy Christmas | Before you all leave your desks and disappear for the holiday, I would | like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a very happy Christmas | and prosperous New Year. | | Ron (UK) | | There will still be one or two of us taking a break from the festivities | to keep lute-threads running on this list. Any of you that may be | roasting the turkey may like to follow this recipe. | | HOW TO COOK A TURKEY | | Step 1: Go buy a turkey | | Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey | | Step 3: Put turkey in the oven | | Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey | | Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens | | Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink | | Step 7: Turn oven the on | | Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky | | Step 9: Turk the bastey | | Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get | | Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer | | Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey | | Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours | | Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey | | Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey | | Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick | | Step 17: Turk the carvey | | Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch | | Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey | | Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out | | Have a GREAT Christmas everyone. | | | -- | | To get on or off this list see list information at | http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/~wbc/lute-admin/index.html
