Michael,
        I would like to add an 11th comandment.
   11) go forth ye aposltes of Nessisum the spin doctors, and spin my 
words, to those who don't have an ear to hear.

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Thames <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 16:59:01 -0600
Subject: Neesie

     > The doctrine of Nessisum, is based on the monotheistic >notion of 
one God, the Native Americans know him by the >name Yehwa, Hindu's call 
him Brahma, and Nessisum calls >him the great one....Grand Staff.
  > Regardless, of peoples different customs, and back >grounds, and 
even there own religions, Nessisum teaches >us, there is only one way 
to achieve lasting musical >happiness, and eternal sustain, of 
overlapping bass notes to >create that perfect harmony amongst all 
notes in the >world..... that God's one and only true representative 
here on >Earth ( Grand Staff Jr.) gave his own ink, so we could all be 
>cleansed form Tablature, and all other forms of evil.
  > The Ten Commandments of Nessisum.
  > 1) Honor Ye, your musicologist
   > 2) Never let the right hand knowth what the left hand does, 
especially in Bach.
  > 3) Play unto others as you would have them play unto you.
  > 4) Honor no other abstract pitch notational systems.
   > 5) Never play on the Sabbath, any Black Sabbath, as Ozzy can't read 
music at all, and many parents believe him to be an incarnation of 
Satan, himself.
   > 6) Thou must not make any arrangements of anything called a 
transcription.
   > 7) All people must learn Grand staff, or live out eternity worrying 
about bad harmony, and counterpoint.
   > 8) Eat crow, on the Sabbath, especially if your a false 
musicologist.
   > 9) Even though 95% of guitarists in this world read treble clef, be 
diligent in converting these infidels to grand staff.
 > 10) Always honor Michael Thames, He always speaks the truth

 >Michael Thames


 Michael Thames
www.ThamesClassicalGuitars.com


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