the adam and eve music festival ...
i invision a two-part program consisting of contented
(if aimless) humming followed by sighs of the ol'
ennui in the first half, leading to gasps of
consternation and gnashing of teeth in the second.
identifiable tunes - snatches of, or in total - from
any period subsequent to this earliest of early
musical epochs will be severely frowned upon but
wailing - particularly towards the end of the
second-half of the program - will be given the HIP
nod. while it's possible that HE put his hands
together, as he dusted them off on the evening of the
6th day, we can not be 100% certain that rhythmic
elements formed part of a & e's original repertoire.
therefore, finger-popping, hand-clapping or any other
wildly uncorroborated, later-day, hand-jiving flights
of fancy must be viewed as decidedly un-HIP ...
whistlers will be expelled from the venue immediately.
costumes (wedding tackle - either/or) may vary and
while pukkah, primogenitor gear is preferred,
HIP-approved, latex/silicone re-enacter kits will be
available for a less-than-modest price from hank and
monique in the dupont courtesy tent.
no snakes.
documentation for this exclusively vocal period in
musical development is impressive - to say the least.
while commentators in any of the subsequent musical
periods were restricted to only that which could be
experienced in, of, or by themselves, with adam and
eve we have authorative, manifestly supreme, HIP from
HIM.
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