A lute concerto walks into a bar and orders a cadenza. Sure, says the waiter, shall I add it to your tab?

On 11/12/2017 07:45 PM, Tristan von Neumann wrote:

Am 11.11.2017 um 18:51 schrieb Alain Veylit:
 Anyone with a good ending for: A lute walks into a bar
...?

How about those:

A lute walks into a bar: "I'll have a large beer please. No mug, I have a bowl."

A lute walks into a bar. The barkeeper: "Why all those frets?"

A lute walks into a bar. The barkeeper: "You have the guts to show your face in here?"

A lute walks into a bar. "Can I have a beer?" - "No way, you already have a loose nut."

I apologize if they're not good, I'm German. :)

Cheers,
T*





On 11/10/2017 04:35 PM, howard posner wrote:
On Nov 8, 2017, at 4:54 PM, Alain Veylit <[email protected]> wrote:

PS: bad French joke: Beethoven was so deaf that all his life he thought he was a painter...
Is this a pun in French?



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