This first came out two or three years ago, maybe even longer than that!

Thursday, August 26, 20043:08 PMMike Watkinswatk5926 at bellsouth.net

>All,
>This is too good to not pass on... and I believe it is suitable for our 
>list. I got it from a cousin today. Ignore the crack about Macintosh... 
>at least the last part of the line.
>Mike
>
>Begin forwarded message:
>
>> "At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared 
>> the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,"If GM had 
>> kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would 
>> all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In 
>> response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release 
>> stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all 
>> be driving cars with the following characteristics:
>>
>> ?    For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
>> ?    Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to 
>> buy a new car.
>> ?    Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You 
>> would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the 
>> windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before 
>> you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
>> ?    Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause 
>> your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would 
>> have to reinstall the engine.
>> ?    Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was 
>> reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would 
>> run on only five percent of the roads.
>> ?    The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all 
>> be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" 
>> Warning light.
>> ?    The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
>> ?    Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out 
>> and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door 
>> handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
>> ?    Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn 
>> how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would 
>> operate in the same manner as the old car.
>> ?    You'd have to press the "Start" button to stop the car. "
>>
>All,
>This is too good to not pass on... and I believe it is suitable for our
>list. I got it from a cousin today. Ignore the crack about Macintosh...
>at least the last part of the line.
>Mike
>
>Begin forwarded message:
>
>"At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
>computer industry with the auto industry and stated,"If GM had kept up
>with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be
>driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to
>Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had
>developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with
>the following characteristics:
>
>?      For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
>?      Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy
>a new car.
>?      Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
>would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the
>windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you
>could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
>?      Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
>your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have
>to reinstall the engine.
>?      Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
>five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only
>five percent of the roads.
>?      The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
>replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
>Warning light.
>?      The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
>?      Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
>and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
>turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
>?      Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how
>to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in
>the same manner as the old car.
>?      You'd have to press the "Start" button to stop the car. "
>
>
>





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