Welcome, Rick, to the best medium-sized city in American. (Or any  
size, for that matter.) This list is populated by some of the nicest  
people you will meet anywhere. And they are all Mac-users! (Is that  
redundant?)

Make sure you come to a meeting sometime and introduce yourself. Glad  
you have joined the Army of the Light. Make sure you get your fiance  
converted as soon as possible, though. As the Bible says, "Be ye not  
unequally yoked."

::-)

As to one of your other points:

Don't "ditch the old gateway." There are many very useful things you  
can still do with it:

10. Lamp stand
9. Fish tank stand
8. Throw a table cloth over it and call it an end table
7. Prop open doors
6. Anchor medium-sized water craft
5. Use the ram modules as hippy-dippy dangly earrings
4. Hang multiple flower pots with the wiring harness
3. Heat the dog house
2. Weld all the internal parts on the outside and enter it in the  
next state fair
1. Use its internals as "white elephant gifts" at next year's  
Christmas parties

See? VERY useful. For that matter NEW "gateways" are EQUALLY as useful!

<Personal to Jeff Slyn: Sorry. I just can't help myself!>

j.

On Dec 27, 2005, at 5:15 PM, b3 <b3studios at gmail.com> wrote:

> My fiance on the other hand? her windows PC and her old school email
> are besieged with spam.
> hopefully after macworld we'll get another portable so she can ditch
> the old gateway.


--
Jonathan Fletcher
jfletch at newmediaconstco.com


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