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CINDY (our dog) agrees with that,
wholeheartedly.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, April 26, 2002 10:31
AM
Subject: Bathing the cat
HOW TO BATHE A CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the
toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and
have both lids up.
3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he
cannot escape.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying
this.
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,
as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush
the toilet three or four times. this provides a "Power Wash" and "Rinse",
which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door
to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The
Dog
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Scott
MacLean
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