Title: FW: Husbands
Husbands: watch out!
A husband is advised by a
psychiatrist to assert
himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck
you! Go
home and show her you are the boss".
The husband takes the
doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams the
door, shakes his fist in his
wife's face, and growls, "From now on,
you're
taking orders from me! I
want my supper right now, and when you get it
on
the table, go upstairs,
and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm
going out with the boys, and you
are going to stay at home where you
belong!"
And another thing. .
guess who's going to comb my hair,
give me a shave, and tie my
necktie?"
His wife says calmly, "The undertaker. .
."
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