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> Subject: Airline Safety > > > Federal Aviation Agency > 800 Independence Avenue S.W. > Washington D.C. 20591 > > > Dear Sirs: > I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same > time > getting our > airline industry back on its feet. > Since men of Islamic faith are not allowed to look at naked women we should > replace all of our female light attendants with strippers. > > Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked > woman, and of course, everyone in this country would start flying again in > hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the > airline industry would have record sales. > Now why didn't Congress think of this? > > Sincerely, > > Bill Clinton > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.351 / Virus Database: 197 - Release Date: 19-04-02 |
