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>"Who needs a sign today"?
>
>Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm
Stupid"
>That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask
them
>anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind, didn't
see your
>sign.
>
>It's like before I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a
>U-Haul
>truck in my driveway. My neighbor comes over and says "Hey, you
moving?"
>"Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how
many boxes
>it takes. Here's your sign."
>
>A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
pulled his
>boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and
this idiot
>on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope.
>Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign.
>
>I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
Channel.
>There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one
way to
>test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
good...
>They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us
if it hurts
>when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't
wanna lose
>it.
>
>Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
>side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at
my truck,
>looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, Tire go flat?" I couldn't
resist. I said,
>"Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled
right up on
>me. Here's your sign."
>
>We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over
to the
>house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back
to the
>house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
pipe, then
>says, Darn that's hot!" See If he'd been wearing his sign, I
could have
>stopped him.
>
>I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.
Wouldn't you know
>I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
couldn't get
>it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a local
>cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
>questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of
needing a
>sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?"
>I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig
and then
>back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge...
>here's your sign."
>
>I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and
said "Are
>you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago.
>Here's your sign."
>
>Anybody you know need a sign today?
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