Just thought you all might like a little chuckle.....Marina ----- Original Message ----- From: Patrick McKenna <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;@mountaincable.net> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 2:13 PM Subject: Fw: Your Daily Moment of Zen
> > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2002 12:54 PM > Subject: FW: Your Daily Moment of Zen > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: SCHEER Russell > > Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2002 1:14 PM > > To: MORRIS Michelle; MURPHY Bob; FRAZER Tim; SMYTH Jeff > > Subject: FW: Your Daily Moment of Zen > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Russell Scheer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 9:57 PM > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Subject: Fw: Your Daily Moment of Zen > > > > > > > > > > Your Daily Moment of Zen > > > > > > 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, > > for > > > I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell > > > alone. > > > > > > 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a > > > leaky > > > tire. > > > > > > 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your > > > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. > > > > > > 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't > > > getting any. > > > > > > 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be > > promoted. > > > > > > 6. No one is listening until you fart. > > > > > > 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. > > > > > > 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. > > > > > > 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try > > > missing a couple of car payments. > > > > > > 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. > > > That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have > their > > > shoes. > > > > > > 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for > > > you. > > > > > > 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, > > and > > > he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. > > > > > > 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was > > > probably > > > worth it. > > > > > > 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember > > > anything. > > > > > > 15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield. > > > > > > 16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. > > > > > > 17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes > from > > > bad judgment. > > > > > > 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put > it > > > back in your pocket. > > > > > > 19. A closed mouth gathers no foot. > > > > > > 20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, > and > > > it holds the universe together. > > > > > > 21. There are two theories to arguing with women. > > > Neither one works. > > > > > > 22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are > > moving. > > > > > > 23. Experience is something you don't get until just > > > after you need it. > > > > > > 24. Never miss a good chance to shut up. > > > > > > 25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... > > then > > > things get worse . > > > > > > The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
