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Good one Janine........Marina
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Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 11:17 AM
Subject: Men 101
[Men 101]
For those of you who are
married, were married, or are
contemplating marriage -- under the
assumption that men need (or ought) to
be trained for marriage
...
TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at
the University that many
of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real
Man. That's right, in
just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real
man as well as earn a MA degree
(Male Arts). Please take a moment to
look over the program outline.
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You,
Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN
104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter
Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the
Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End
with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life,
Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
Spring
Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN
121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123
Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001B What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning
Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After
Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) (See Electives
Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212
You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like
Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are
Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your
Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is
Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes
of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and
Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with
Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching
Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN
233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a
thought for all the women out there. MENtal illness,
MENstrualcramps,
MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (phonetic
spelling). Ever notice
how all of women's problems start with men?...and
when we have real
trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
Send this to all of the women you know
(and men with a sense of
humor) and brighten their day!!!
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