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> > > > Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. > > She had to go to work the next day, so she told the repairman, "I'll leave > > the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher. Leave the bill on the counter. > I > > will > > mail you a check. > > > > And don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you.....But, whatever > you > > do, do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot." > > The man said OK. > > > > When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he > > discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen! > > But as she had said, the dog did not bother him. He just laid sprawled out > > over his dog bed that he had outgrown months ago. The dog glanced at > > the repair- man once in a while....... > > > > However, the parrot drove him nuts. The entire time the bird > > screeched incessantly, yelling, cursing, and name calling! That bird was > > relentless, which aggravated the repairman. Finally the repairman could > not > > contain himself any longer. He yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" > > To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.361 / Virus Database: 199 - Release Date: 07-05-02 |
