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> > Subject: A Lawyer & His Lexus > > > > > A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in > front of his office, ready to show it off to his > colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and > completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The > lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, > and within minutes a policeman pulled up. > > Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, > the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, > which he had just picked up the day before, was now > completely ruined and would never be the same, no > matter what the body shop did to it. > > When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and > raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and > disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you > lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your > possessions that you don't notice anything else." > > "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. > > The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is > missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off > when the truck hit you." > > "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?" > > > > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.361 / Virus Database: 199 - Release Date: 07-05-02 |
