thats just toooo funny.....marina
> Don & Tonie wrote:
>
> > > > Subject: FW: The parrot
> > > > >
> > > > > A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The
> parrot
> > > > > was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
> Every
> > > other
> > > >
> > > > > word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were,
> to say
> > > > > the least, rude.
> > > > >
> > > > > David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was
> constantly
> > > > > saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could
> think
> > > > > of to try and set a good example.
> > > > >
> > > > > Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled
> back.
> > > > > He shook the bird and the bird just got more angry and more
> rude.
> > > > > Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in
> the
> > > > > freezer.
> > > > >
> > > > > For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and
> scream.
> > > > > Then, suddenly, there was quiet. Not a sound for half a
> minute.
> > > > >
> > > > > David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and
> quickly
> > > > > opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto
> > > > > David's extended arm and said, "I believe I may have
> offended
> > > > > you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavour at
> once
> > > > > to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your
> > > > > forgiveness."
> > > > >
> > > > > David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was
> > > > > about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the
> > > > > parrot continued : "May I ask what the chicken did ?"
> > > >
> > >
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