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> "The Truth About BBQing" > > It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man > volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into > motion: > > 1. The woman goes to the store. > > 2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert. > > 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along > with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is > lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer (Or glass of Homemade Wine!!!!). > > 4. The man places the meat on the grill. > > 5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. > > 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. > > 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. > > 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. > > 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. > > 10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon > seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some > women. --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.365 / Virus Database: 202 - Release Date: 24-05-02 |
