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> Subject: Fw: Atheist Bear Praises > > > > > > An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that > the > > > > > "accident of evolution" had created. > > > > > > > > > > "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful > animals!", > > he > > > > > said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a > > > rustling > > > > > in the bushes behind him. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards > him. > > He > > > > ran > > > > > as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw > > > > that > > > > > the bear was closing. > > > > > > > > > > He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He > > > > > looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His > > heart > > > > was > > > > > pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and > > fell > > > > on > > > > > the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right > > on > > > > top > > > > > of him; reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw > > to > > > > > strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." > > > > > > > > > > The bear froze. > > > > > The forest was silent. > > > > > Even the river stopped moving. > > > > > As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, > > "You > > > > > deny my existence for all of these years. Teach others I don't > exist; > > > and > > > > > even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help > > you > > > > out > > > > > of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" > > > > > > > > > > The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be > hypocritical > > of > > > > me > > > > > to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps you > > could > > > > make > > > > > the bear a Christian?" > > > > > > > > > > "Very well," said the voice. > > > > > The light went out. > > > > > The river ran again. > > > > > And the sounds of the forest resumed. > > > > > > > > > > And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws > > > > > together..... bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I > > am > > > > > about to receive, I am truly thankful." > > > > > > > > > > AMEN" > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.365 / Virus Database: 202 - Release Date: 24-05-02 |
