God was just about done creating the universe but he had two
extra
things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam
and
Eve.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would
allow
the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing,"
God told
them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like
that."
Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love
to be
able to do that. On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve
smiled
and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have
it.
So God gave it to Adam. He was so excited he went off to write his name
in
the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to
Eve...
"Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have
it."
"What's it called?" Eve asked.
"Brains" God said.
