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Aren't they just all the same?????
> Subject: THE ATTORNEY > > > A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him > > > >out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the > > > >Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. > > > > > > > >The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you > > > >embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the > > > >underling where the 10 million dollars is hidden. > > > > > > > >The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." > > > >The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're > > > >about." > > > > > > > >That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the > > > >underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney > > > >signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell > him!" > > > > > > > >The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown > > > >briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in > > > >Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?" > > > > > > > >The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the > > > >trigger." > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.370 / Virus Database: 205 - Release Date: 05-06-02 |
