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> >Subject: FW: Tech Support for Husbands
> > > > > >This was an actual letter written to IBM's Tech Support Team as an April > >Fool's joke. > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > >Dear Tech Support: > > > >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a > >slow > >down in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had > >operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband > >1.0 > >uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but > >installed > >undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. > > > >Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply > >crashes > >the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to > >no > >avail. What can I do? > > > >Signed, > > > > > >Desperate. > > > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > >Dear Desperate, > > > >First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, > >while > >Husband 1.0 is an operating system. *Try to enter the command: C:/I > >THOUGHT > >YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then > >automatically > >run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse > >can > >cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy > >Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. > > > >Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create > >Snoring > >Loudly.WAV files. > > > >DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. > >These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. > > > >It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program: > >Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to > >introduce > >potentially serious viruses into the Operating System. > > > >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited > >memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider > >buying > >additional software to enhance his system performance. I personally > >recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with such > >applications as Boob Job 3.6D and that old standby . . .Lingerie 6.9 > >(which > >have both been credited with improved performance of his hardware). > > > >Good Luck, > > > > > > Tech Support > > > >============================================================ --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.371 / Virus Database: 206 - Release Date: 13-06-02 |
Title: FW: Tech Support for Husbands
