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> Subject: Personal Questions
> > > A Mom is driving a little girl to her friend's house > for a play date. > "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" > "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," > the mother warns."It is not polite." > "OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" > "Now really," the mother says, "these are personal > questions and are really none of your business." > Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and > daddy get a divorce?" > "Those are enough questions, honestly!" > The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends > begin to play. > "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl > says to her friend. > "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look > at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything > on it." > Later that night the little girl says to her mother, > "I know how old You are, you are 32," > The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find > that out?" > "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." > The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in > heavens name did You find that out?" > "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why > you and daddy got a divorce," > "Oh really" the mother asks. "Why?" > "Because you got an F in sex." > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.372 / Virus Database: 207 - Release Date: 20-06-02 |
