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> > > > >Bubba and Cletus, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles > >of beer. > > > >Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Cletus. It's a poll-eece roadblock! > >We're sure to get busted fer drinkin' these here beers! And you with > >three DUI's." > > > >"Don't worry, Bubba," said Cletus. "We'll just pull over and finish > >a-drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, > >and throw the bottles under the seat." > > > >What fer?" asked Bubba. > > > >"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Cletus. > > > >When they finished their beers, they threw the empty bottles under the > >seat and each put a label on his forehead. > > > >When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff noticed the strange labels > >on the foreheads of Bubba and Cletus; and that they were both quite > >glassy-eyed. > > > >Shaking his head in disgust, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin' > >and drivin' again?" > > > >"Hell, no sheriff," said Cletus. "We're on the patch." --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.372 / Virus Database: 207 - Release Date: 20-06-02 |
