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> Due to increasing products liability litigation, Liquor Manufacturers have > accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following Warning labels be placed > immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what > the hell happened to your bra ! > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are > whispering when you are not. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like > a retard. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your > friends over and over again that you love them. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can > sing. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- > lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at > four in the morning. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can > logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have > mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the > morning and see something really scary. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of > inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you > are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are > invisible or, worse, bulletproof ! > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are > laughing WITH you !! > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the > time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may Mack you tink you can tipe > real gode. > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.372 / Virus Database: 207 - Release Date: 20-06-02 |
