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> > >Let's see if I understand how the world works lately.... > > > > > >If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, > > >he blames the restaurant. > > > > > >If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of > > >lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. > > > > > >If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home > > >drunk, he blames the bartender. > > > > > >If your grandchildren are brats without manners, > > >you blame television. > > > > > >If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame > > >the gun manufacturer. > > > > > >And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries > > >to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers > > >kill him instead, the mother of the deceased > > >blames the airline. > > > > > >I must have lived too long to understand the world as it > > >is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is > > >parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame > > >Bill Gates...okay? --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.373 / Virus Database: 208 - Release Date: 01-07-02 |
