I remember all of this.  How about  you John????


How old is Grandpa?
                              ***

  Stay with this - the answer is at the end - it
                              will

                     blow you away.

                               **

  One evening a grandson was talking to his
                        grandfather

  about current events.  The grandson asked
                              his

     grandfather what he thought about the
                       shootings at

 schools, the computer age, and just things in
                          general.

                               **

   The granddad replied, "Well, let me think a
                          minute, I

  was born, before television, penicillin, polio
                            shots,

       frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses,
                    Frisbees and the

                              pill.

                               **

  There was no credit cards, laser beams or

      ball-point pens. Man had not invented
                      pantyhose, air

  conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers,
                           and the

 clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air
                              and

       man hadn't yet walked on the moon.

                               **

 Your grandmother and I got married first-and
                             then

 lived together.  Every family had a father and
                               a

                           mother.

                               **

 Until I was 25, I called every man older than I,


      'Sir'-and after I turned 25, I still called
                         policemen

          and every man with a title, 'Sir.'

                               **

 We were before gay-rights, computer-dating,
                             dual

 careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
                              Our

          lives were governed by the Ten
                Commandments, good

          judgment, and common sense.

                               **

     We were taught to know the difference
                      between right

       and wrong and to stand up and take
                    responsibility for

    our actions.  Serving your country was a
                          privilege;

 living in this country was a bigger privilege.

                               **

   We thought fast food was what people ate
                        during Lent.

    Having a meaningful relationship meant
                           getting

               along with your cousins.

                               **

 Draft dodgers were people who closed their
                             front

    doors when the evening breeze started.
                       Time-sharing

  meant time the family spent together in the
                          evenings

           and  weekends not purchasing
                     condominiums.

                               **

   We never heard of FM radios, tape decks,
                       CDs, electric

        typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing
                       earrings.  We

  listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and
                              the

  President's speeches on our radios.  And I
                         don't ever

    remember any kid blowing his brains out
                          listening

                   to  Tommy Dorsey.

                               **

  If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on
                          it, it was

  junk. The term  'making out' referred to how
                           you did

         on your school exam.  Pizza Hut,
                    McDonald's, and

 instant coffee were unheard of.  We had 5 &
                           10 cent

  stores where you could actually buy things
                             for 5

                       and 10 cents.

                               **

    Ice cream cones, phone calls, rides on a
                         streetcar,

    and a  Pepsi were all a nickel.  And if you
                            didn't

     want to splurge, you could  spend your
                          nickel on

       enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2
                        postcards .

                               **

  You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600
                          but who

    could afford one?  Too bad, because gas
                      was 11 cents a

gallon.  In my day, 'grass' was  mowed, 'coke'
                            was a

 cold drink, 'pot' was something your mother
                           cooked

 in, and 'rock music' was your grandmother's
                           lullaby.

                               **

  'Aids' were helpers  in the Principal's office,
                            'chip'

     meant a piece of wood, 'hardware' was
                          found in a

   hardware store, ‘gay’ meant happy
                       and carefree

       and 'software' wasn't even a word.

                               **

  And we were the last generation to actually
                           believe

    that a lady needed  a husband to have a
                            baby.

                               **

        No wonder people call us "old and
                      confused" and

 say there is a generation gap.  ...and how old
                           do you

                      think I am ???.

                               **

                               **

                               **

     This man would be only 58 years old!!!




 
 

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