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Subject: New Bumper Stickers
>1) The sex was so
good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
> 2) I don't suffer
from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
> 3) I Work Hard Because
Millions On Welfare Depend on Me
> 4) Some people are alive only
because it's illegal to kill them.
> 5) I used to have a handle on
life, but it broke.
> 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't
get out alive
> 7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight
relationship.
> 8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk
to me
> 9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> 10) I
got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made
> 11) So you're a
feminist...Isn't that cute
> 12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer
holder.
> 13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>
14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
> 15) I'm not a complete
idiot, some parts are missing
> 16) My kid had sex with your honor
student.
> 17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets
later
> 18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
> 19)
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> 20) As long as there are
tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
> 21) I don't have to
be dead to donate my organ.
> 22) I want to die in my sleep like my
grandfather, not screaming and
> yelling like the passengers in his
car.
> 23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
> 24)
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> 25) Change is
inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> 26) It IS as BAD as you
think, and they ARE out to get you
> 27) I took an IQ test and the
results were negative.
> 28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat
better.
> 29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
>
30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of
yourself.
> 31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good
myself.
> 32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
else.
> 33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
> 34)
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
> 35) Ever stop to
think, and forget to start again?
> 36) CAT----- The Other White
Meat
> 37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
> 38)
I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
> 39) I'm Out
Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?
> 40) Remember My
Name, You'll Be Screaming It Later
> 41) Welcome To Shit Creek,
Sorry, We're Out of Paddles
> 42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait
Until You Meet My Mother.
> 43) Jesus loves you. Everybody else
thinks you're an asshole
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