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Date: Monday, July 15,
2002 08:05:47 AM
Subject: Cow
Joke
> Subject: Fwd: cow joke
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>
> The only cow
in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The
>
people
> did some research and found they
could buy a cow up in Mansfield,
Ohio,
>
for
> $200.00. They bought the cow
from Ohio and the cow was wonderful.
>
Produced
> lots of milk all of the time, and
the people were pleased and very
>
happy.
> They decided to acquire a bull to
mate with the cow and produce more
>
cows
> like it. They would never have to
worry about their milk supply
again.
> They bought a
bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved
cow.
>
How
> ever, whenever the bull came close to
the cow, the cow would move
away.
>
No
> matter what approach the bull tried,
the cow would move away from the
>
bull
> and he could not succeed in his
quest. The people were very upset and
>
decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told
the
Vet
> what was happening.
"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves
>
away.
> If he approaches from he back, she
moves forward. When he approaches
her
>
from the front, she backs off. An when he approaches from the side
she
> walks
> away to the other
side."
>
> The Vet
thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this
>
cow
> in Ohio?" The people were dumbfounded,
since they had never mentioned
>
where
> they bought the cow. "You are truly
a wise Vet," they said. "How did
you
>
know we got the cow in
Ohio?"
>
> The Vet
replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
>
Ohio."
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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