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> > GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
> >
> > 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
> > 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush
your hair.
> > 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always
catch the second person.
> > 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
> > 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
> > 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
> > 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
> > 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
> > 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
> > 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
> >
>
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