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Pretty true!
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Sometimes we just need to remember
what the Rules of life really
are...
Never give yourself
a haircut after three margaritas.
You need only two
tools. WD-40 and duct tape.
If it
doesn't move and it should, use
WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't,
use the tape.
The five most essential words for a
healthy,
vital relationship "I
apologize" and "You are right."
Everyone seems normal until
you get to
know him or
her.
When you make a mistake, make amends
immediately.
It's easier to eat
crow while it's still warm.
The only
really good advice
that your
mother ever gave you was,
Go! You might meet
somebody!
If he/she says that you are too
good
for him/her--believe
them.
Learn to pick your battles; ask
yourself,
'Will this matter one
year from now?
How about one
month? One week? One day?'
Never pass up an opportunity
to pee.
If you woke up breathing,
congratulations!
You have another
chance!
Living well really is the best
revenge.
Being miserable because
of a bad or former
relationship
just might mean that the other
person was right about you.
Work is
good,
but it's not that
important.
And finally... Be really nice to your friends and
family.
You never know when
you are going
to need them to
empty your bedpan.
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