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----- Original Message -----
From: Doris
To: Don & Tonie
Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 7:46 PM
Subject: Fw: Little truths. > > Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already > know > > everything. > > > > > Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a > > while...it isn't so hot. > > > > > > I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and > > think, "Well, that's not going to happen." > > > > > > If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't > > tell who the sucker is, it's you. > > > > > > Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying > of > > > nothing. > > > > > > The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had > an > > > argument going. > > > > > > Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks > > > about seeing UFOs like they use to. > > > > > > You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just > > on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last > > second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time. > > > > > According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a > > women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men > > is they're a bunch of liars. > > > > > > Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. > > > > > > All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to > > criticism. > > > > > > Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a > > substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? > > > > > > I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. > > > > > > In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is > > > weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. > > > > > > Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to > > > realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. > > > > > > There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly > what > > > the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and > be > > > replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is > another > > > theory which states that this has already happened. > > > > > > How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a > > whole box to start a campfire? > > > > > > Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an > > appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." > > > > > > You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but > > they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. > > > Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and > > those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of > > immigration > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.381 / Virus Database: 214 - Release Date: 02-08-02 |
