> > > > > > > A Girls Prayer:
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> > > > > > > Lord,
> > > > > > > Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > > > > > > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> > > > > > > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> > > > > > > One who's willy is thick and long.
> > > > > > > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > > > > > > When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
> > > > > > > I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> > > > > > > And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> > > > > > > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > > > > > > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > > > > > > Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> > > > > > > Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my
> > > > behind?"
> > > > > > > One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
> > > > > > > In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
> > > > > > > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> > > > > > > And never attempt to shag my best friend.
> > > > > > > And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
> > > > > > > I look at the creep you sent me instead.
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> > > > > > > Amen.
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> > > > > > > A Boy's Prayer:
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> > > > > > > Lord,
> > > > > > > I pray for a nympho
> > > > > > > with huge boobs
> > > > > > > who owns a beer store......
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Amen.
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