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> > Three women are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a > > beeping sound. The first lady presses her forearm and the beeping stops. > > The others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have a > > microchip under the skin of my arm." > > > > A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her > > palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, > > "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." > > > > The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. > > In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging > > from the crack of her butt. The others raise their eyebrows. > > > > "Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax." > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 21-08-02 |
