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Now this one made me laugh Have a great weekend > > > >; " > >Subject: The 3 Bears > > > > > > > Three Bears---Best version YET!! > > > > > > It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just > > > waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at > the > > > table. > > > He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! > > > "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. > > > > > > Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks > > > into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" > he > > > roars. > > > > > > Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen > and > > > yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? > > > > > > > It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke > everybody > > > else in the > > > house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last > night > > > and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold > >early > > > morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the > table. > > > It was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and > > > filled the cat's water and food dish. > > > > > > And now that you've decided to come down stairs and grace me with your > > > > presence, you'd better listen real good because I'm only going to say > > > this one more time: > > > > > > I haven't made the &*%#&*& porridge yet!!" > > > > > > --- > > > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > > Version: 6.0.384 / Virus Database: 216 - Release Date: 21/08/02 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.389 / Virus Database: 220 - Release Date: 16-09-02 |
