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> > > > 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk > > and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and > > shut up. > > > > 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. > > > > 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. > > > > 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word > > for word what you shouldn't have said. > > > > 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind > > yourself that there are children more awful than your own. > > > > 6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still getting in. > > > > ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your > > nursing home. > > > > AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO > > WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY > FROM > > CHILDREN" --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.389 / Virus Database: 220 - Release Date: 16-09-02 |
