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> On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the >middle of nowhere, the >following people are stranded: > > - Two Italian men and one Italian woman > - Two French men and one French woman > - Two German men and one German woman > - Two Greek men and one Greek woman > - Two English men and one English woman > - Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman > - Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman > - Two Irish men and one Irish woman > - Two American men and one American woman > > One month later, on these absolutely stunning >deserted islands in the >middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: > > * One Italian man killed the other Italian man for >the Italian woman. > > * The two French men and the French woman are living >happily together >in a menage a trois. > > * The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of >alternating >visits with the German woman. > > * The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and >the Greek woman >is >cleaning and cooking for them. > > * The two English men are waiting for someone to >introduce them to the >English woman. > > * The two Bulgarian men took one look at the >Bulgarian woman and >started swimming to another island. > > * The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting >instructions. > > * The two Irish men divided the island into North and >South and set up >a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the >picture because it >gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut >whiskey. However, >they're satisfied because the English aren't having >any fun. > > * The two American men are contemplating suicide, >because the American >woman > will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her >body, the true >nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, >how she can do >anything they can do, the necessity of > fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, >how sand and palm >trees make her > look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her >opinion and treated her >nicer than they > do, and how her relationship with her mother is the >root cause of all >her problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn cell >phone so they >could call 911 and get them all > rescued off this godforsaken deserted island in the >middle of f___ing >nowhere so she > can get her nails done and go shopping...
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