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> > > > Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He > doesn't > > > seem > > > > to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his > > phone > > > > and calls emergency services. > > > > > > > > He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The > > operator > > > > in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, > > let's > > > > make sure he's dead." > > > > > > > > There is a silence, then a shot is heard. > > > > > > > > Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" > > > > ******************* > > > > > > > > "A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about > > to > > > > chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road > > > next > > > > to the course. > > > > > > > > "He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and > > bows > > > > down in prayer. His friend says: 'Wow that is the most thoughtful and > > > > touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.' > > > > > > > > "The man then replies: 'Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."' > > > > > > > > ******************* > > > > > > > > "Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the > other > > > one. > > > > He screams, 'I slept with your mother!' > > > > > > > > "The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel > > will > > > > do. > > > > > > > > "The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!' > > > > > > > > "The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk."' > > > > > > > > ************* --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.393 / Virus Database: 223 - Release Date: 30-09-02 |
