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Have fun with this one:
The governors of Alabama, Tennessee, South
Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia and Mississippi announced today that they have made
a disturbing discovery in their states.
Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists
have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is
not pretty and the governors now have the sad task of reporting the emergence of
a new race:
Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have
been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to
isolate and seal them off.
To date, The Coalition has identified the following
offspring:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin Dere Dundat
Not surprisingly, The Coalition believes that they
all seem to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin
Lovin.
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