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Subject: Fw: Aging
> God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the
> good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the > difference. > > Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: > > > I. started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > > 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. > > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. > > 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... > > 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... > > 5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. > > 6. If all is not lost, where is it? > > 7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. > > 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. > > 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... > > 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. > > 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. > > 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. > > 13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in > the bathroom. > > 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. > > > 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to > play chess? > > 16. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere. > > 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. > > 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .. I go > somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. > > 19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT! > > 20. Funny, I don't remember being, . . . absent minded... > > Now I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10, oh send it > to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. > > Then something is supposed to happen, I think. Maybe you get your memory > back > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system ( http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.391 / Virus Database: 222 - Release Date: 19/09/02 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.394 / Virus Database: 224 - Release Date: 03-10-02 |
