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> > Somebody said a mother is an unskilled laborer.... > somebody never gave a squirmy infant a bath. > > Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back > to normal after you've had a baby.... somebody > doesn't know that once you're a mother,"normal" is > history. > > Somebody said being a mother is boring....somebody > never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's > permit. > > Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will > "turn out".... > somebody thinks a child is like a bag of plaster of Paris > that comes with directions, a mold and a guarantee. > > Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices... > somebody never came out the back door just in time to > see her child wind up and hit a golf ball through the > neighbor's kitchen window. > > Somebody said you don't need an education to be a > mother.. .. > somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math > > Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much > as you love the first... somebody doesn't have five children. > > Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her > child-rearing questions in the books....somebody never had a > child stuff beans up his nose. > > Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor > and delivery.... somebody never watched her "baby" get on > the bus for the first day of kindergarten. > > Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child > gets married.... somebody doesn't know that marriage > adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings. > > Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child > leaves home....somebody never had grandchildren. > > Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so > you don't need to tell her.... somebody isn't a mother. > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.394 / Virus Database: 224 - Release Date: 03-10-02 |
