Good one!! haha Marina ----- Original Message ----- From: Boyd Lynn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: 'Karen@Haldimand' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 'BobMichor' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 'KAnderson' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 'KarenLeedale' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 'Marina' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 'Micsinszki, Sandy' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 'Monica' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 'Rae MacDonald' <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Zelinski Diana <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Tennant Dianne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Purdy Sue <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Haslam Elkie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 1:44 PM Subject: FW: What makes 100%
> > > What Makes 100%? > > > > > > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? > > > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. > > > How about achieving 103%? > > > Here's a little math that might prove helpful. > > > > > > What makes life 100% ? > > > > > > Look, if: > > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > > > is represented as: > > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > > > > > > Then: > > > > > > H A R D W O R K > > > 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% > > > > > > K N O W L E D G E > > > 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% > > > > > > But, > > > A T T I T U D E > > > 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% > > > And, > > > B U L L S H I T > > > 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% > > > So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you > > close, > > > attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. > > > > > > And look how far ass kissing will take you. > > > A S S K I S S I N G > > > 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This information is directed in confidence solely to the person named above > and may not otherwise be distributed, copied or disclosed. Therefore, this > information should be considered strictly confidential. If you have > received this email in error, please notify the sender immediately via a > return email for further direction. Thank you for your assistance. > > >
