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> > >Hospital said "Hello, darling, I'd > > >like to talk with the person who > > >gives the information regarding your > > >patients. I want to know if the > > >patient is getting better or doing > > >like expected or is getting worse." > > >The voice on the other end of the > > >line said "What is the patient's > > >name and room number?" > > >She said "Yes darling. She's Sarah > > >Finkel in Room 302." > > >He said "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is > > >doing very well. She's had two full > > >meals, her blood pressure is fine, > > >her blood work just came back normal, > > >she's going to be taken off the > > >heart monitor in a couple of hours > > >and if she continues this improvement > > >Dr. Cohen is going to send her home > > >Tuesday at twelve o'clock." > > >The woman said "Thank God. That's > > >wonderful. Oh. That's fantastic, > > >darling. That's wonderful news." > > >The man on the phone said "From > > >your enthusiasm I take it you must > > >be a close family member or a > > >very close friend." > > >She said "I'm Sarah Finkel in 302. > > >my doctor, tells me nothing --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.423 / Virus Database: 238 - Release Date: 25/11/02 |
