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Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 2:45 PM
Subject: Fw: My next Life
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In my next
life....
I
wanna be a female
bear
If
you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do
nothing
but
sleep for six
months.
I
could deal with
that.
Before
you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself
stupid.
I
could deal with that,
too.
If
you're a bear, you birth your children, who are
the
size
of walnuts while you're sleeping, wake
to
partially
grown, cute, cuddly
cubs.
I
could definitely deal with
that.
If
you're a mama bear, everyone knows you
mean
business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If
your
cubs get out of line, you swat them,
too.
I
could deal with
that.
If
you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake
up
growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy
legs
and
excess body
fat.
Yup.....
I wanna be a
bear.
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