Hohoho..........Merry Christmas, Marina
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Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 11:21 PM
Subject: Fw: WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE better than MEN!!

 
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From: Alan Storm
Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 11:12 AM
Subject: Fw: WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE better than MEN!!

 
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Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 12:41 AM
Subject: WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE better than MEN!!

 
 

 
 
Why Christmas Trees Are...
  • A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
  • Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
  • A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
  • A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
  • You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
  • When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
  • A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
  • You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.
  • A Christmas tree is always erect.
  • Even small ones give satisfaction.
  • A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
  • It looks good - even with the lights on.

And last but not least,
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you
tie it up and throw it in the back of your car.


LOL
Happy Holidays!!


 
 

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