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Subject: Few good one (fwd)
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> Subject: Few good one
> Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 08:37:02 -0500
>
> Tickets!
> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As
> a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his
> trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need
> to see your ticket, not your stub."
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> Let's go for stupid!
> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
> couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
> these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're
> dead."
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> Caught for speeding!
> The cop got out of his car and the kid that was stopped for speeding
rolled
> down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The
kid
> replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally
> stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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> Stuck under a bridge!
> A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads
> "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him
and
> he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
> police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
> around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got
> stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and
> ran out of gas."
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> Drunk?
> The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb
> and one foot in the gutter.
> A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir. You're obviously
> drunk." The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm
drunk?"
> "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
> Obviously relieved, the wino said, "That's a relief - I thought I was a
> cripple."
> --------------------------------------------------
> Too Late!
> The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and
> walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, a policeman stopped him.
> "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I'm going to
a
> lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?"
> the cop asked. "My wife," said the man.
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