This one is for ALL of you ladies who had this happen to you.   Donnie!!!!!!
 
 

Subject: Dedicated golfer

 
There's a fellow who is a golf fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an
early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golf's all day long.....36
holes sometimes.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his
clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage he discovers rain is pouring down; it is like a
torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He
returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to
the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so
he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back
into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily
replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that stuff ?"
 

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