Just for future reference ... ha!
 
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing

could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty

divorce.

Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the

best dressed mother of the bride EVER!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother,

Barbie, had purchased the same dress. She asked Barbie to exchange

the dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this

dress; I'll look like a million in it!"

Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear. I'll

get

another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not hers."

Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for

lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the

first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear

it."

Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear! I'm wearing it to the

rehearsal dinner!"

......Now what woman wouldn't like this story?!

Touche'

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