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Subject: Fw: points to ponder....
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 15:17:36 -0500
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Norton, Dave" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2003 1:08 PM
Subject: FW: points to ponder....
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: VanBeekRogers, Claire
> Sent: 2003/01/30 11:36 AM
> Subject: points to ponder....
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>
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
> these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>
> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat
> the next thing that comes out of it's butt."
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
> why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
> Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
> going to look up there anyway?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
> dogs!
>
> What do you call male ballerinas?
>
> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
> he just buy dinner?
>
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
> then what is baby oil made from?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
> Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
>
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you,
> but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
>
> Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
>
> Oh and......how does a blind person know when they're done wiping?
>
>
