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RULES OF LIFE
Sometimes we need to remember WHAT the REAL Rules of
Life really are.
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic
beverages of any kind.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't,
use the duct tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seems
normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make
amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The
only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was:"Go! You might meet
somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe
them..
8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will
this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One
day?
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have
another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being
miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other
person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that
important.
13. And finally; Be really nice to your friends and family.
You never know when you are going to need them to empty your
bedpan.
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