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From: Elaine Northcott
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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Don't argue with Children.. Elaine
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>Subject: Fw: Don't argue with Children..
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>
> >
> > > > > > Don't Argue With Children...
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > A little girl was talking to
her teacher about whales. The
> > teacher
> > > >> > > > said it
> > > >> > > > was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human
>because
> > > >even
> > > >> > > > though
> > > >> > > > it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small.
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > The little girl stated that
Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> > > >Irritated,
> > > >> > > > the
> > > >> > > > teacher reiterated that a
whale could not swallow a human; it
>was
> > > >> > > > impossible. The little girl
said, " When I get to heaven I will
> > ask
> > > >> > > > Jonah."
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > The teacher asked, "What if
Jonah went to hell?"
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > The little girl replied, "then
you ask him."
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > >
.................................
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > A kindergarten teacher was
observing her classroom of
>children
> > > >while
> > > >> > > > they
> > > >> > > > drew. She would occasionally
walk around to see each child's
> > work.
> > > >As
> > > >> > > > she
> > > >> > > > got to one little girl who was
working diligently, she asked
>what
> > > >the
> > > >> > > > drawing was. The girl replied,
"I'm drawing God." The teacher
> > > paused
> > > >> > > > and
> > > >> > > > said, "But no one knows what
God looks like." Without missing a
> > > >beat,
> > > >> > > > or
> > > >> > > > looking up from her drawing,
the girl replied, "They will in a
> > > >> > > > minute."
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > .........................
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > A Sunday school teacher was
discussing the Ten Commandments
>with
> > > her
> > > >5
> > > >> > > > and
> > > >> > > > 6
> > > >> > > > year olds. After explaining
the commandment to 'honor thy
>Father
> > > and
> > > >> > > > thy
> > > >> > > > Mother, she asked, " is there
a commandment that teaches us how
> > to
> > > >> > > > treat
> > > >> > > > our
> > > >> > > > brothers and sisters?" Without
missing a beat one little boy
>(the
> > > >> > > > oldest of
> > > >> > > > a family) answered, "Thou
shalt not kill."
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > -------------------
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > An honest 7 year old admitted
calmly to her parents that BIlly
> > > >Brown
> > > >> > > > had
> > > >> > > > kissed her after class. "How
did that happen?" gasped her
> > parents.
> > > >"It
> > > >> > > > wasn't easy,' admitted the
young lady, "but 3 girls helped me
> > catch
> > > >> > > > him."
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > ---------------------------
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > One day a little girl was
sitting and watching her mother do
> > the
> > > >> > > > dishes
> > > >> > > > at
> > > >> > > > the sink. She suddenly noticed
that her mother has several
> > strands
> > > >of
> > > >> > > > white
> > > >> > > > hair sticking out in contrast
on her brunette head.
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > She looked at her mother and
inquisitively asked, "Why are some
> > of
> > > >> > > > your
> > > >> > > > hairs white Mom?" Her mother
replied, "Well, every time that
>you
> > do
> > > >> > > > something wrong and make me
cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
>turn
> > > >> > > > white."
> > > >> > > > The little girl thought about
this revelation for a while and
> > then
> > > >> > > > said,
> > > >> > > > "Momma, how come ALL of
grandma's hairs are white?"
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > --------------------
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > A 3 year old went with his dad
to see a litter of kittens. On
> > > >> > > > returning
> > > >> > > > home, he breathlessly informed
his mother there were 2 boy
> > kittens
> > > >and
> > > >> > > > 2
> > > >> > > > girl kittens. "How did you
know?" his mother asked. "daddy
>picked
> > > >them
> > > >> > > > up
> > > >> > > > and looked underneath." he
replied. "I think it's printed on
>the
> > > >> > > > bottom."
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > ---------------------------
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > The children had all been
photographed and the teacher was
> > trying
> > > >to
> > > >> > > > persuade them to each buy a
copy of the group picture. "Just
> > think
> > > >how
> > > >> > > > nice
> > > >> > > > it will be to look at it when
you are all grownup and say,
> > 'There's
> > > >> > > > Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or
'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > A small voice at the back of
the room rang out, "And there's
>the
> > > >> > > > teacher.
> > > >> > > > She's dead."
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > (That's one of my favorites
yb)
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > --------------------
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > A teacher giving a lesson on
the circulation of the blood.
> > Trying
> > > >to
> > > >> > > > make
> > > >> > > > the matter clearer, she said,
"Now, class if I stood on my
>head,
> > > the
> > > >> > > > blood,
> > > >> > > > as you know, would run into it
and I would turn red in the
>face."
> > > >> > > > "Yes," said the class.
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the
>ordinary
> > > >> > > > position
> > > >> > > > the blood doesn't run into my
feet?"
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > A little fellow shouted,
"Cause yer feet ain't empty!"
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> >
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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