Subject: You knew these were going to start showing up ( > > > What is the Iraqi air force motto? > > I came, I saw, Iran. > > > > Have you heard about the new Iraqi army exercise > > program? Each morning you raise your hands above > > your head and leave them there. > > > > What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? > > Two days. > > > > What do Miss Muffet and Saddam have in common? > > They both have Kurds in their way. > > > > What is the best Iraqi job? > > Foreign ambassador. > > > > Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train > > Iraqi fighter pilots? > > You only have to teach them to take off. > > > > How do you play Iraqi bingo? > > B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52 > > > > What is Iraq's national bird? > > Duck. > > > > What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer > > have in common? > > They both want to know where the hell those > > Tomahawks are coming from! > > > > Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? > > So they can see their air force. > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.471 / Virus Database: 269 - Release Date: 4/10/2003
